In the Future, We’ll All Have STDs

In the future, we’ll all have STDs. Just like in the past.

NO CAUSE FOR CELEBRATION. Breaking a record is awesome when it’s something like oldest man to climb Mount Everest ( Yuichiro Miura) or most people dressed as Smurfs ( 2,510). A record that’s not cool to break, though? Most new sexually transmitted disease cases in a single year.

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